Sunday, November 20, 2005

Sharon, Peres and the New Oslo Party

Apparently it is being reported that Ariel Sharon and Shimon Peres have become very close after losing face with their own parties. It seems as though Humpty Dumpty and Papa Smurf are now going to form a new party that supports their ideology. Imagine that? And what might their party platform be? Let me take a good guess:
  • Lie) Tell your party supporters that you will do one thing and then do another instead.
  • Steal) Tell a bunch of people to move somewhere so that you can have the pleasure of stealing it from them later.
  • Cowardice) After you defeat your enemy, give him your sword and then drop to your knees and beg for mercy.
  • Greed) Make illegal financial deals with your enemy to fatten your bank account at the expense of those who voted for you
  • Cheat) After making this financial deal, follow it up with a deal with the devil that keeps your from being prosecuted.
But Most Importantly….
  • LOSE) Peres is a loser, and whatever he touches blows up in his face. I am certain his disease of defeat will infect the new party as well.
Here's to the new Oslo Party and the continuation of national suicide. It's time to step up to the plate Manhigut Yehudit and show us that leadership that you have been talking about. The leadership seat is open.


Blogger Auntee said...

What no comments yet on Sharon resigning from Likud? Israel's own, "Tricky Dick" seems to be on the move again.

11/22/2005 12:45:00 PM  

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